You might think you're just being professional, but sometimes, the words we choose at work send a very different message.

101. "The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible." —Jean ...

101. "The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible." —Jean ...

"Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' i told her na im hungry for success LOOOOOOL" ...

Last Updated on October 30, 2025 by Colby Droscher These George Carlin quotes prove his sharp humor and brutal honesty still ...