CMU’s Competitive E-Sports team, nicknamed “The Steggos and Toads,” traveled to Denver on Nov. 15 and 16 for the Rocky ...

Tom Hanks made friends with a volleyball. Ryan Gosling fell in love with a Real Doll. People shell out hundreds for ornate figurines depicting questionably nubile young anime girls in all manner of ...

I’m tired of seeing penises in the bathroom in Wubben Hall. Reader, I need you to understand that this is not an admission of licentious intent involving the incredibly sacred ground that is the ...

Winter; a time to share stories, eat lots of food, and hear holiday tales. In the winter time, so many fictional characters have been told throughout history, and I am here to share my top 3 (in no ...

Imagine it is Christmas Eve, there is hot cocoa warming on the stove while cinnamon rolls settle on the counter. Colorful lights twinkle around the living room and heat from the fire comforts you with ...

Having been a part of the Criterion for the last year has secretly made me regret graduating a semester early. I’ve had the opportunity to watch games with the best seats in the house while ...

For Christman this year, if you’re a necromancer-type elf, I’d really appreciate it if you could bring my mom back from the dead just long enough to hang out until we annoy each other slightly. If ...

Great job on making it through the semester. We can finally rest now that the glorious winter break is upon us. To those who are graduating this December, congratulations! We wish you luck on whatever ...

The scent of curry and fried pastry drifted through the fellowship hall at First Presbyterian Church as plates of rice, chicken and sambusa made their way down 28 tightly packed tables. For the 10th ...

As the final whistle of the football season blew on Nov. 15, the scoreboard read 28-42, closing the year with a 6-5 record. It fell just short of last season’s 7-4 mark, which was highlighted by a ...

According to the Annual Campus Safety Report released in September of this year, CMU’s campus is technically safer than it was in the previous three years. All areas of reported offense statistics are ...